1. competitive water fetching : I can easily play this moment without blinking, I remember going to fetch water with some of our age group then from the tap. and the next thing we start doing first to reach house, then the hustling starts , we fetch, place on our head and the running start and most of the time we end up losing 70% of the water while running with our cloth soaked like say na inside swimming pool person go fetch the water.
2. mum and dad : chai chai...mehn ..seeing some of the kids that played mummy then now and I will be like " Omo mehn so Na dis chick I marry then " I don't miss this play for anytin..that's the only time in ones life when you can deep your hand in an empty pocket and give your wife an imaginary money and she will gladly accept and still promise to cook something.
3. fantasizing: I remember those days in school , especially in senior class when we just tell our friends that , guy after secondary school, university straight and I start working and get a car and your friend will reply with his own similar version, meanwhile mr JAMB and mr Post-ume they laugh us saying "make una no worry I go happen to una soon' after secondary school life happens.
4. spirit for hair: so guilty of this one, I remember one of my friend in primary 6 then with some little teddy and we all they trip for the teddy and he told us its spirit that he do apply to get the hair, chai next thing most of us guys go buy spirit they apply, after like months nothing come out , intact Na small e remain some of us nearly drink the spirit maybe the hair go come out.
5. meat Sega: growing up in a humble home is very interesting especially when you have a younger brother ..then both of us eat together with one meat to share as the elder brother I have the privilege of sharing and most times I share my own part in my mouth and drop the other part for young bro Wey go use bad eye look me..latter we agree say make we dey do I eat the whole meat today u eat yours next day..the tin dey go smooth until one day Wey b my turn to eat the whole meat Na hin they serve our food separately, Na hin I raid the both meat for myself to the discomfort of young bro, the cry wey follow no b small and d beating Wey I chop no b here.
6. make I cut: back then in secondary school that style was the order of the day. u buy something and your niggas will appear from God knows where and you hear guy make I cut , sometimes if u form good boy you will end up eating nothing. these styles trend to the level Wey to buy something during break no go sweet u, I buy anything I want on my way home.
7. usain bolt errand: My God remembering this always elicit this laughter. I remember mumcy sending me on errand while watching an interesting programme or match the likes of super story (toyintomato) Abi super eagles and I will run to and fro and mumcy will be like you sure say you reach the place .
8. Blue female teacher : hmmm. we get this female teacher then that like wearing skimpy dress and each time we are about taking her subject you see guys hustling for front seat especially the rear side because she likes sitting on the desk, chai we dey see things and one day she asked why most guys sit at the front and girls at the back. who them born well to give the reason Na so we dey look her like zombie, Abi lalasti.clala if Na u Shey u go talk .
9. sandal lifting: those days in secondary school while playing ball just to finish playing and you realise your sandal is gone and you are left with leggedisbenze..some of the victims then asap will find solution by looking for another place inthe school compound where dem dey play and replace make he no carry empty leg go house
10. senior terror; as juniors then we suffer for senior hand,you will hear come take 20 naira buy meat pie and drink and bring 10naira change and in your head you will be like "dis senior no sabi math ni Abi Na me born you" if you stand dere without any movement next thing the senior go begin shout ask u to follow him and next he draw one useless thing for board telling you this Na fuel station and dis Na car oya push the car to the fuel station and I go b like how Nah I resemble magic mike ni or merlin , one day I form wizkid I clean d car tell the senior say the car Don buy fuel go sir .
